Chilton in Yakimono - Fuck Series
Dr. Chilton, light of my soul.
Date a person who can name all the dwarves from The Hobbit.
Date a person who can name all the descendants between Isildur and Aragorn.
Date a person who knows all the Quenya names for Finwe’s sons and grandchildren and would never say, ‘The Silmarillion is so confusing because of all those “Fins.”
But date them only if they say Therindë.
the industrial revolution was a lot like when you finally figure out how to upgrade your skills in a game after not knowing how to do it for several levels and then just goin nuts
do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
I was there,Gandalf…
”-Isildur, we need to destroy it!
-You gonna drag this shit on the top of the mountain?
I was there the day the strength of Men failed…